Dream Analysis

starting off with the weirdest of all weird dreams...last night's/this morning's.

here goes..

dreamt that it was the day janice, will and hanks went back to kl. and i was in some weird family. smt about someone's wedding and i had to dress up the bride for her after-party. and she wore black. and looked totally hot. so anyhoo, parents disagreed i think and there was some argument on the long table (kinda like the round table but totally oblong). and that was it.

suddenly there were 2 guys in some garbage dump-looking place...and one guy offered to pay the other for sex. and that was it. LOLS.

moving on, (MOST DISTURBING!!) zhi was driving my merc and i got soooo paranoid i asked him to let me drive. and finally, he did. and i dunno why i kept reversing and reversing, never driving forwards. save for, like, once. yeap. and theeennnnnn i found myself at william's house. dunno why got ang mohs there stressing about a song or something. tiff song and stasha were there (hi tiff and stash! :P) and i went to look for william's room.

BOOOYYYYYY did i get the shock of my LIFE!!!!!!! opened william's door....and HOLY COW. will was the EXACT REPLICA of FAT BASTARD from austin power!!!!! yes, the one with the v****-looking neck and thinning red hair!!!! WADDDDA. was sooo disturbed, i tell you. but somehow standing there looking at him i was unperturbed. then i went all, 'ey will, i bring u out go eat laksa before u leave'. heck. and there's more to it! (JENG JENG JEEEENNNGGG) he was half-naked lah, and his body shape was of a potato sack -_-" no kiddin'. haha. anyways, he lied down and pointed at his butt crack and asked me...'why so wet one?' and, in my totally undisturbed state, i super duper calmly told him, 'it's cos u're sweating so much...being totally fat and all'. eaks. i woke up just now, thought about it and dude. felt so sick. well, that's all for last night's dream. SORRY WILL, it's not meant to insult you. u do NOT look like fat bastard, not one bit!!! lols.

well, will spare details from the night before's dream. it really can be summarized into one sentence: janice was a crazy pothead who wanted to kill me for not letting her have her pot. ah hahaha. sorry mugi! i know u're not!! :P but hey, william's one is wayyy worse than urs, right? haha. poor guy.

i think there's smt wrong with the position of my bed or something, creating all these funky subconscious activities. hrm. think the junk (literally, rubbish) and bowls and spoons and cups surrounding the island that is my bed, is totally wrecking my chi!! i have good chi btw :P supposedly. hee. wells, there's only thing to do now - CLEAN IT UP!

....soon.

p.s. didn't go aquarium after all :( cos i can't be home by 5. will tell all about 5 oclock! ...soon. :)