just came back from Life Expedition's annual dinner. and guess where i could be found.......being the USHER SLASH WAITRESS of course! heh.
yeah, when i dressed up for it, i thought, heck. it's just an 'annual dinner'. knew it was gonna be formal-ISH lah...so i just opted simply for black top and pants. thank God i at least changed into something more decent before the briefing. hee. though, refused the use of makeup, wanted to go AU NATURALE ala joan na. but....
BOYYYYY WAS I WRONG!!! standing there whilst receiving commands for the night, just made me feel oh-soooOOoooo-underdressed!! the girls (even the ushers) were tromping around in their super impressive-looking dresses and brilliant makeup and supah BLIIIING! (yes, they were blinged to the max :P) no lah, they weren't. but at least got SOME bling mah. would've made anyone (even guys) who went au naturale feel like whitewash (josh, not referring to u. HAHAHA). yeah and all i could do was wailll in despair to my poor cuz...wee, i pray for ur bleeding ears..."ZOMG WHY IS IT SO FORMAL?!?!?!" ugh. imagine my shock/horror.
so, (greatest, coolest part of all) SERENA AND KAREN TO THE RESCUE!!!! ohmygooooodness. oh WEE too. :) <-- indian smiley again! :P extreme makeover home edition. hahaha. ok lah, not exactly. lols.but they DID do a half-makeover. felt like a SUPERSTAR (lols). so nice hoh. siigh. took me in with arms wide open in my time of desperate need...and for that, i owe you guys my blessing...to have millions gabillions little girls in the years to come!! :D
oh, onto the waitressing thingo. it was TIRING beyond belief. holy smokes. at least i was in charge of only one table, but heck. we were expected to bring two plates at a time (was unable to do the super-keng-put-plates-on-arms thingy. scared) cause the dishes were INDIVIDUAL portions. bloody. imagine the frenzy and chaos in the kitchen -_-" and frankly, food was preeetttyyyy crap.
anyhoo super duper uper tired now. bright and early morning tomorrow!!! shall leave dexter alone till the afternoon :)
...services, anyone?
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Discovery
EEEEE!!!!! like, TOTALLY CUTE!! - in the most bimbotic way imaginable.
. :)
does this look like indian smiley? tee hee.
p.s. totally un-racist post.
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does this look like indian smiley? tee hee.
p.s. totally un-racist post.
Dream Analysis
starting off with the weirdest of all weird dreams...last night's/this morning's.
here goes..
dreamt that it was the day janice, will and hanks went back to kl. and i was in some weird family. smt about someone's wedding and i had to dress up the bride for her after-party. and she wore black. and looked totally hot. so anyhoo, parents disagreed i think and there was some argument on the long table (kinda like the round table but totally oblong). and that was it.
suddenly there were 2 guys in some garbage dump-looking place...and one guy offered to pay the other for sex. and that was it. LOLS.
moving on, (MOST DISTURBING!!) zhi was driving my merc and i got soooo paranoid i asked him to let me drive. and finally, he did. and i dunno why i kept reversing and reversing, never driving forwards. save for, like, once. yeap. and theeennnnnn i found myself at william's house. dunno why got ang mohs there stressing about a song or something. tiff song and stasha were there (hi tiff and stash! :P) and i went to look for william's room.
BOOOYYYYYY did i get the shock of my LIFE!!!!!!! opened william's door....and HOLY COW. will was the EXACT REPLICA of FAT BASTARD from austin power!!!!! yes, the one with the v****-looking neck and thinning red hair!!!! WADDDDA. was sooo disturbed, i tell you. but somehow standing there looking at him i was unperturbed. then i went all, 'ey will, i bring u out go eat laksa before u leave'. heck. and there's more to it! (JENG JENG JEEEENNNGGG) he was half-naked lah, and his body shape was of a potato sack -_-" no kiddin'. haha. anyways, he lied down and pointed at his butt crack and asked me...'why so wet one?' and, in my totally undisturbed state, i super duper calmly told him, 'it's cos u're sweating so much...being totally fat and all'. eaks. i woke up just now, thought about it and dude. felt so sick. well, that's all for last night's dream. SORRY WILL, it's not meant to insult you. u do NOT look like fat bastard, not one bit!!! lols.
well, will spare details from the night before's dream. it really can be summarized into one sentence: janice was a crazy pothead who wanted to kill me for not letting her have her pot. ah hahaha. sorry mugi! i know u're not!! :P but hey, william's one is wayyy worse than urs, right? haha. poor guy.
i think there's smt wrong with the position of my bed or something, creating all these funky subconscious activities. hrm. think the junk (literally, rubbish) and bowls and spoons and cups surrounding the island that is my bed, is totally wrecking my chi!! i have good chi btw :P supposedly. hee. wells, there's only thing to do now - CLEAN IT UP!
....soon.
p.s. didn't go aquarium after all :( cos i can't be home by 5. will tell all about 5 oclock! ...soon. :)
here goes..
dreamt that it was the day janice, will and hanks went back to kl. and i was in some weird family. smt about someone's wedding and i had to dress up the bride for her after-party. and she wore black. and looked totally hot. so anyhoo, parents disagreed i think and there was some argument on the long table (kinda like the round table but totally oblong). and that was it.
suddenly there were 2 guys in some garbage dump-looking place...and one guy offered to pay the other for sex. and that was it. LOLS.
moving on, (MOST DISTURBING!!) zhi was driving my merc and i got soooo paranoid i asked him to let me drive. and finally, he did. and i dunno why i kept reversing and reversing, never driving forwards. save for, like, once. yeap. and theeennnnnn i found myself at william's house. dunno why got ang mohs there stressing about a song or something. tiff song and stasha were there (hi tiff and stash! :P) and i went to look for william's room.
BOOOYYYYYY did i get the shock of my LIFE!!!!!!! opened william's door....and HOLY COW. will was the EXACT REPLICA of FAT BASTARD from austin power!!!!! yes, the one with the v****-looking neck and thinning red hair!!!! WADDDDA. was sooo disturbed, i tell you. but somehow standing there looking at him i was unperturbed. then i went all, 'ey will, i bring u out go eat laksa before u leave'. heck. and there's more to it! (JENG JENG JEEEENNNGGG) he was half-naked lah, and his body shape was of a potato sack -_-" no kiddin'. haha. anyways, he lied down and pointed at his butt crack and asked me...'why so wet one?' and, in my totally undisturbed state, i super duper calmly told him, 'it's cos u're sweating so much...being totally fat and all'. eaks. i woke up just now, thought about it and dude. felt so sick. well, that's all for last night's dream. SORRY WILL, it's not meant to insult you. u do NOT look like fat bastard, not one bit!!! lols.
well, will spare details from the night before's dream. it really can be summarized into one sentence: janice was a crazy pothead who wanted to kill me for not letting her have her pot. ah hahaha. sorry mugi! i know u're not!! :P but hey, william's one is wayyy worse than urs, right? haha. poor guy.
i think there's smt wrong with the position of my bed or something, creating all these funky subconscious activities. hrm. think the junk (literally, rubbish) and bowls and spoons and cups surrounding the island that is my bed, is totally wrecking my chi!! i have good chi btw :P supposedly. hee. wells, there's only thing to do now - CLEAN IT UP!
....soon.
p.s. didn't go aquarium after all :( cos i can't be home by 5. will tell all about 5 oclock! ...soon. :)
I Need a Life Part II
egads. 5 more hours into my dexter marathon. it's not called a marathon for nothin.
guess 2 a.m. is my most energetic hour yet. haha, always been that way :)
and the worst/weirdest thing is, i can't seem to talk normally now. talk. type. convey ideas. even now. like when i'm writing, i hear dexter's voice instead. or the actor who plays dexter, wadeverhisnameis. i need a break! starting to think serial murder is a preeetttyyyy normal thing now.
...i need a life.
OH, which i am SO gonna have, tomorrow :) today. later. lols. gonna go visit the melbourne aquarium with my sis. apparently (says she), there are new additions to it since the last time i've been there. ooooh, sharks! my fav :D and turtles. heee.
well, resuming dexter marathon mode. tee hee!
~~my oh-so-unscandalous life. :P
guess 2 a.m. is my most energetic hour yet. haha, always been that way :)
and the worst/weirdest thing is, i can't seem to talk normally now. talk. type. convey ideas. even now. like when i'm writing, i hear dexter's voice instead. or the actor who plays dexter, wadeverhisnameis. i need a break! starting to think serial murder is a preeetttyyyy normal thing now.
...i need a life.
OH, which i am SO gonna have, tomorrow :) today. later. lols. gonna go visit the melbourne aquarium with my sis. apparently (says she), there are new additions to it since the last time i've been there. ooooh, sharks! my fav :D and turtles. heee.
well, resuming dexter marathon mode. tee hee!
~~my oh-so-unscandalous life. :P
Friday, June 27, 2008
IM SO ANTIIII
I'm on the road....to discovering how super extremely gah-ley amazingly ANTI i am!!!
believe this: i've been watching dexter (not the puny-red-haired-einstein-worshipping-little-boy-genius-dexter, but emo-less-serial-killer-turn-human-ish-dexter) for precisely 10 hours and 45 minutes now. non-stop. UUUGGGGHHHHH. this is frikkin unbelievable loh, my butt's gonna break from sitting too long :S
was supposed to go watch KFPANDA with e-mei and the rest, but nooOOoooo. thanks to my bro. had to stay home ALL DAY waiting for the blasted guy from the bakery to deliver some stuff (confidential stuff, tee hee. try, whole year's supply of bread :) it just might be right!! oh thats why i turn so fat oso lah). oh anyhoo, yeah guess what time the guy came? and i waited since the minute i woke up. 6 P.M.!!! yeah so meanwhile, i just stuffed my face with loadsa loadsa chocolate (yumm, lindt) watching dexter. and dexter is turning un-nice-ish. it's still nice lah, but heck. the more he became more human-like the more i started not enjoying watching it anymore :( but still, highly recommended for mindless entertainment!! :P
yeah, speaking of stuffing my face...i'm eating chips now. cant stop. wont stop. bloody. one day i'm gonna turn into fats the pig (now, where have i seen that from?) and i'm gonna regret it :(
hrm, more of dexter to come! roughtly 10 more episodes to go till the end of season 2. which, hopefully, is the end of dexter for the time being. heh. or my eyes will go dead by tomorrow :S wow, mucha lucha looks like a bowling pin from this light. oh. mucha lucha = black&white rabbit. she's constantly being raped by suki (of the same sex). think she's really traumatized, though. won't let anyone touch her! sad.
btw, exam totally sucked~ what a regretful term. mannn an expression came to mind, but there's no such face on emoticons. lousy! i need more expressions, pleaseeee. fine, i'll describe it. *distorts face in monster-like fashion, scrunches one side of face, sticks tongue out in most unsightly manner...teeth bared as of dog...uhmmmmm* haha, frankly, expressing disgust at self and regret. wonder what my parents have to say...............
dang. i need a life.
believe this: i've been watching dexter (not the puny-red-haired-einstein-worshipping-little-boy-genius-dexter, but emo-less-serial-killer-turn-human-ish-dexter) for precisely 10 hours and 45 minutes now. non-stop. UUUGGGGHHHHH. this is frikkin unbelievable loh, my butt's gonna break from sitting too long :S
was supposed to go watch KFPANDA with e-mei and the rest, but nooOOoooo. thanks to my bro. had to stay home ALL DAY waiting for the blasted guy from the bakery to deliver some stuff (confidential stuff, tee hee. try, whole year's supply of bread :) it just might be right!! oh thats why i turn so fat oso lah). oh anyhoo, yeah guess what time the guy came? and i waited since the minute i woke up. 6 P.M.!!! yeah so meanwhile, i just stuffed my face with loadsa loadsa chocolate (yumm, lindt) watching dexter. and dexter is turning un-nice-ish. it's still nice lah, but heck. the more he became more human-like the more i started not enjoying watching it anymore :( but still, highly recommended for mindless entertainment!! :P
yeah, speaking of stuffing my face...i'm eating chips now. cant stop. wont stop. bloody. one day i'm gonna turn into fats the pig (now, where have i seen that from?) and i'm gonna regret it :(
hrm, more of dexter to come! roughtly 10 more episodes to go till the end of season 2. which, hopefully, is the end of dexter for the time being. heh. or my eyes will go dead by tomorrow :S wow, mucha lucha looks like a bowling pin from this light. oh. mucha lucha = black&white rabbit. she's constantly being raped by suki (of the same sex). think she's really traumatized, though. won't let anyone touch her! sad.
btw, exam totally sucked~ what a regretful term. mannn an expression came to mind, but there's no such face on emoticons. lousy! i need more expressions, pleaseeee. fine, i'll describe it. *distorts face in monster-like fashion, scrunches one side of face, sticks tongue out in most unsightly manner...teeth bared as of dog...uhmmmmm* haha, frankly, expressing disgust at self and regret. wonder what my parents have to say...............
dang. i need a life.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Isn't She the Sweeeetest???
Courtesy of cousin wee's AMAZING photographic skills....
I present to u
suki, the great escaper :)
I present to u
suki, the great escaper :)
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Harlequin
I AM IN TEARS!!! documentary on now about four sisters with harlequin ichthyosis disease. meaning, they have too much skin. they grow on an average, the amount of skin in 1 day we normally grow in 2 weeks. 1 in a million babies are born with it. OMG SO HEARTBREAKINGLY SAD!!
their everyday ritual is a full-body scrub down twice a day, to soften the skin so that it wont crack...and if they dont, the skin will tighten up and suffocate them.
won't show the baby pictures though. so so so disturbing. go check it out on google. they seriously look unbelievably scary.
HOW COULD RECESSIVE GENES BE SO STRONG?!
Monday, June 9, 2008
Rare, Random Moment
It's been a really long time since I've felt i missed my dear old friends like siao. and i noe, i noe, it's just been 6 months/it'll only be another 6 months.
But what triggered it tonight would be CYNTHIA and MELISSA. hahaha. not blaming you girls. just...it's been a looong time since i've talked to them both that it just left me feeling all warm inside when i got the chance to :) warm yet empty. LOL.
spinky, melsie, I MISS YOU SOOO MUCH!! haha blame emo songs playing on random though. somehow i think my wmp is so attuned to my mood/hormones :P it's always playing songs that intensify how i feel at the moment. lols. positive feedback mechanism :S
Can't wait to see you both end of the yr!!! everyone else as well :) SOON!!!!
woops... (28 hrs later...)
how could i forget, JOSHUA I MISS YOU TOO!!!!!!! haha.
But what triggered it tonight would be CYNTHIA and MELISSA. hahaha. not blaming you girls. just...it's been a looong time since i've talked to them both that it just left me feeling all warm inside when i got the chance to :) warm yet empty. LOL.
spinky, melsie, I MISS YOU SOOO MUCH!! haha blame emo songs playing on random though. somehow i think my wmp is so attuned to my mood/hormones :P it's always playing songs that intensify how i feel at the moment. lols. positive feedback mechanism :S
Can't wait to see you both end of the yr!!! everyone else as well :) SOON!!!!
woops... (28 hrs later...)
how could i forget, JOSHUA I MISS YOU TOO!!!!!!! haha.
Friday, June 6, 2008
Certified Nerd
definitely not THIS 'nerd' tho! this N.E.R.D. is just wayyy to cool =) pharrell is the best!
so, back to the subject of the stereotypical nerd.
guess what i've been up to lately?? jeng jeng jeng....STUDIES. that's all i could and would talk about for almost a month now. too bad i wail about it and not do anything about it. MUCH. =)
i am SO unprepared.
speaking of being unprepared. huh. drama exam just ended this morning. and it was BAAAAAD. WHYYYYY did i just think of my plot this morning on my all-inspiring toilet bowl??? WHY?! i just ended up 'pruning' an imaginary plant WHICH i think didn't look (imaginarily) like a plant at all. plus i dun think it seemed like i was pruning it -_-" what if the examiners didn't get that i was holding secateurs??? :( skipped a line from the monologue as well. and the WORST part is not that. it's that i made a STUPID face when i couldn't think of the line. could've asked for a prompt but didn't. WHYYY??? -_-"
all in all, STILL glad it was over. haha. despite all that crap above.
moving on...i'm finally excited about a book! it's been a loooong time since i've felt like reading a book non-stop. a long long long LONG time. this book is called 'running with scissors' by augesten burroughs. apparently it's his biography? but it's REALLY quirky and funny! has been a really good read so far, though i haven't read much yet. will give a full review once im done :)
yes, words of the nerd. :P
random info: tattersall's latest lottery draw is....58 MILLION BIG ONES!!! siiigh. 58 mil. wad can a person/family/community do with such a huuuge sum of money? :S for things great, i hope :) it's been won already anyways. by some ppl who bought tix at the spur of the moment. lucky, lucky! but money isn't everything ;)
another random piece of info: petrol price back home jacked up by 70 cents in ONE HOUR?! WHAT on earth is going on with this petrol thing?? it's really really bad here in aussie but nv thought back home it'd be somewhat similar. :( my poor parents. here no car so nvm :)
p.s. this blog post took FOREVER to type up -_-" keep falling asleep in front of the screen.
Sunday, June 1, 2008
extraordinarily sucky
oh.my.goodness. how completely overrated can the movie 'love is cinta' be?!
ok, i can expect it to be bad lah, like i kinda did, but i din think it'd be THAT bad. yeah, thats the part that shocked me. holy smokes! still can't get over the fact that it was so so so bad...
...and the fact that i sat through the whole thing! well, almost the whole movie.
things to rant abt:
1. movie was TOO SLOW. puhleeeeeez. ppl don't usually take 1 minute to say 2 words ok. just makes them seem bloody retarded. it might be just me being super impatient, which is also why i canNOT stand korean drama series.
2. plot was just...absolute BLAH! seriously have NEVER come across a movie with such an amazingly RIDICULOUS and stupid storyline. or lack thereof.
3. guy was super disgusting. sorry to the actor, whoever you are, but dude! he kept doing that...stupid bashful face. talk to ppl, look up and face them lah. omg. plus they dress him so fugly summore. looked so sloppy and sweaty and dirty all the time. just made me wanna scrub him clean or smt. like my floor.
4. full of redundancy. like the guy who "acts" as the actress's rebound guy. bet he's some indon singer who they're trying to popularize. =.= so all he did in the course of the movie was....sing. on his little stage. literally, a stage. in the movie. which is their hangout spot. the stage. even the things he wanted to say to her, he sang.
SO cannot believe they advertised this crappy movie THAT much in msia. ohmigoodness! cannot imagine ppl going to cinema and paying 9 bucks to see it either. at least advertise so much, be SOMEWHAT good mah, but no. in every way possible, the movie plehhhh-ed. gah! STILL cant bliv i sat thru it!
p.s. 'cinta' is her name. -______-
p.p.s. NEVER gna trust another indon/malay film advert EVER again.
ok, i can expect it to be bad lah, like i kinda did, but i din think it'd be THAT bad. yeah, thats the part that shocked me. holy smokes! still can't get over the fact that it was so so so bad...
...and the fact that i sat through the whole thing! well, almost the whole movie.
things to rant abt:
1. movie was TOO SLOW. puhleeeeeez. ppl don't usually take 1 minute to say 2 words ok. just makes them seem bloody retarded. it might be just me being super impatient, which is also why i canNOT stand korean drama series.
2. plot was just...absolute BLAH! seriously have NEVER come across a movie with such an amazingly RIDICULOUS and stupid storyline. or lack thereof.
3. guy was super disgusting. sorry to the actor, whoever you are, but dude! he kept doing that...stupid bashful face. talk to ppl, look up and face them lah. omg. plus they dress him so fugly summore. looked so sloppy and sweaty and dirty all the time. just made me wanna scrub him clean or smt. like my floor.
4. full of redundancy. like the guy who "acts" as the actress's rebound guy. bet he's some indon singer who they're trying to popularize. =.= so all he did in the course of the movie was....sing. on his little stage. literally, a stage. in the movie. which is their hangout spot. the stage. even the things he wanted to say to her, he sang.
SO cannot believe they advertised this crappy movie THAT much in msia. ohmigoodness! cannot imagine ppl going to cinema and paying 9 bucks to see it either. at least advertise so much, be SOMEWHAT good mah, but no. in every way possible, the movie plehhhh-ed. gah! STILL cant bliv i sat thru it!
p.s. 'cinta' is her name. -______-
p.p.s. NEVER gna trust another indon/malay film advert EVER again.
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