Ignore: Baby hanging from leg. irrelevance, not to mention sight too disconcerting.
Note: Stern youthful face, extended forefinger of a Mr. Augustus Caesar himself.
Application: 1.Vanity. preserve youth in form of statues (thousands of)
2. Fierce drive to CONQUER. assignments.
Step 2: Debate about these guys
Note: Tiberius and Gaius Gracchus.
Debate: Friends or enemies of freedom?
Methinks: 'Freedom' totally irrelevant to cause of fight for rights of plebs (public of Rome) by passing agrarian law in battle against poverty.
Step 3: Take up HISTORY OF IDEAS in college upon finding oneself following steps 1&2
Note: 1. Study hard, well on the way to building empire. (nerd!)
2. HOI unfortunately compulsory, even as onself doesn't bother with steps.
Action: Become successor of Gracchi brothers. Fight for one's freedom from oppression. Form anti-HOIassignment league with common public, pass laws against government, overthrow government. Start tyrannical rule. NOT die like Tiberius Gracchus.Step 3: Take up HISTORY OF IDEAS in college upon finding oneself following steps 1&2
Note: 1. Study hard, well on the way to building empire. (nerd!)
2. HOI unfortunately compulsory, even as onself doesn't bother with steps.
Step 4: Know it is all a dream
Note: Finding oneself reduced to doing research for HOI, as such:
Action: Procrastination.
Conclusion: No such empire coming up. will remain subjected to lousy-butt assignments doing lousy-butt research. all year long. and for years to come...
KILL ME.
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NOTE TO SELF: Take seriously long gap year.
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